1. No matter how slow you go, you’re still lapping everyone on the couch
2. Exercise in the morning before your brain figures out what you’re doing.
3. Dear fat……prepare to die.
xo – me
4. Where is this kitchen that everyone says makes abs?
5. You can’t expect to look like a Million bucks if you eat from the dollar menu.
6. Whoever snuck the S in Fast Food was a clever little bastard